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I didn’t get any cake yesterday cause apparently my dad was still working on it.
He brought it to school today and I’m just-
is all of that
wtf i think your dad just defied the law of physics and pastries
My mother is the most selfish person in the existence of humanity
PewDiePie Reacts To Elders React To PewDiePie
Not really even a fan of PewDiePie but hot damn the last two are incredible
Raise your hand if you have watched so much British television that is has actually changed your speech patterns.
I’ve not the slightest idea how you’ve come round to that idea.
Exactly. I haven’t the foggiest idea of how you’ve come to that conclusion.
What in the bloody hell are you blabbering on bout you twat?
Behold, people that have never been within 50 feet of anyone even remotely British.
my brain hurted readding thaat
if an english person says anything about tea/having tea/having someone round for tea
it does not mean they will literally be drinking tea
tea means dinner
we mean we are having dinner
ARE YOU SRS
Promoing at the beach
Ancient Roman prostitutes did something similar, but usually they would have phalluses inscribed in their sandals. So, if you were ever in the mood, you could just look down and follow the dicks.
follow the yellow dick-road
what do you call a message sent by a girl?
i got 7 messages saying this joke is offensive & that i’m the reason feminism exists
dont talk shit about my shitty country only people who live here can do that
me: who is that
me: what are you talking about
me: I don't know what that is
me: wait what